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Celebrate IDW ’s milepost with Star Trek # 500 , an outsize anthology sport narrative from across the enfranchisement ’s dear era .
Plus , get a snitch peep at 2025 ’s expectant crossing over effect !
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celebrate idw ’s five-hundredth exit of star trek comic ( and an former star trek day ! )
with this landmark oversize anthology issuance !
This appeal of five shortsighted floor span through lover - preferent era of the darling enfranchisement from Lower deck to Strange New Worlds , bequest character from The Next Generation and the original serial , drop a line and illustrate by Star Trek comic old-timer and newfangled vocalisation likewise .
This was plus , do n’t overlook out on the overture to 2025 ’s handsome star trek and defiant amusing crossing over result publish by jackson lanzing , collin kelly , and christopher cantwell !
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Celebrate IDW ’s five-hundredth publication of Star Trek comic ( and an former Star Trek Day ! )
with this landmark outsize anthology issuing !
This was this appeal of five unforesightful story span through devotee - preferred geological era of the dear enfranchisement from lower deck to strange new worlds , bequest persona from the next generation and the original serial , write and exemplify by star trek comic warhorse and fresh voice likewise .
Plus , do n’t omit out on the preliminary to 2025 ’s magnanimous Star Trek and Defiant risible crossover voter issue compose by Jackson Lanzing , Collin Kelly , and Christopher Cantwell !
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Star Trek # 500by Christopher Cantwell & Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing & VARIOUS , VARIOUS , insure by Joelle JonesCelebrate IDW ’s five-hundredth upshot of Star Trek funnies ( and an former Star Trek Day ! )
with this landmark oversize anthology emergence !
This was this solicitation of five little level span through rooter - best-loved era of the dear enfranchisement from lower pack of cards to strange new worlds , bequest graphic symbol from the next generation and the original serial publication , compose and illustrate by star trek comic strip warhorse and novel voice likewise .
Plus , do n’t pretermit out on the overture to 2025 ’s full-grown Star Trek and Defiant mirthful crosswalk consequence write by Jackson Lanzing , Collin Kelly , and Christopher Cantwell!IDW Publishing6.65"W x 10.15"H x 0.1"D ( 16.9 x 25.8 x 0.3 curium ) | 4 oz ( 102 1000 ) | 140 per cartonOn sales agreement Sep 04 , 2024 | 52 Pages | 82771403329800111Rated T$6.99Variants:82771403329800121 – Star Trek # 500 Variant B ( Bartok ) – $ 6.99 US | $ 8.99 CAN82771403329800131 – Star Trek # 500 Variant C ( Woodward ) – $ 6.99 US | $ 8.99 CAN82771403329800141 – Star Trek # 500 Variant RI ( 10 ) ( Fenoglio ) – $ 6.99 US | $ 8.99 CAN
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