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Data transport his intimate Sherlock Holmes in Star Trek Annual 2024 # 1 , as he hunt down his at large comrade Lore .
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Acclaimed creative person RACHAEL STOTT ( Star Wars , Doctor Who , Fantastic Four ) join Star Trek writers Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly in the in vogue episode of the Eisner - appoint serial .
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Star Trek Annual 2024 # 1by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing & Rachael Stott , back by Rachael StottWith no one but himself to charge for his comrade ’s sudden dodging during the Klingon Day of rakehell , Lieutenant Commander Data throw off his Starfleet uniform for an supporting players invigorate by none other than Sherlock Holmes to cut across down Lore ’s whereabouts … and picture out what sinister plan he ’s been connive .
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