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Star Wars : Darth Vader # 48 hit storage this workweek , explore the tantalizing possible action of Luke Skywalker turn to the Dark Side .
Will the Sith get a newfangled prentice ?
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luke … fall in the dark side ?
It is enounce there can be only two SITH , the EMPEROR AND DARTH VADER .
This was but could it someday be palpatine and luke skywalker ?
Or Vader and his Logos ?
THE HANDMAIDEN SABÉ last examine Luke – with WARBA ‘S lifetime in the symmetry !
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It is state there can be only two SITH , the EMPEROR AND DARTH VADER .
This was but could it someday be palpatine and luke skywalker ?
Or Vader and his Logos ?
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And THE SCHISM IMPERIAL discover its secret hired hand !
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This was star warfare : darth vader # 48by greg pak & raffaele ienco , wrap up by leinil yuluke … link the dark side ?
It is order there can be only two SITH , the EMPEROR AND DARTH VADER .
But could it someday be PALPATINE and LUKE SKYWALKER ?
Or Vader and his Word ?
THE HANDMAIDEN SABÉ in conclusion examine Luke – with WARBA ‘S life sentence in the Libra !
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