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Star war : High Republic Adventures Phase III # 7by Daniel José Older & Harvey Tolibao & Michael Atiyeh , report by ComicraftThe next thrilling chapter of the High Republic saga begin here !
There ’s no repose for the aweary in the High Republic !
After their reunification and only a minute ’s reprieve , Lula , Zeen , and their supporter con that the Nihil Stormwall has impinge further into Republic Space .
Now , the squad of new grinder ready to guard the satellite Eriadu , and the Republic at expectant , from an at hand Nihil intrusion !
• continue the High Republic saga !
• The double-dyed musical accompaniment to and the approaching !
Dark Horse Comics6.6"W x 10.17"H x 0.04"D | 2 oz | 240 per cartonOn sales event Jul 10 , 2024 | 32 Pages | 76156801131900711| fry to Adults$3.99Variants:76156801131900721?width=180 – Star war : The High Republic Adventures Phase III # 7 ( CVR B ) ( Isobel Rees ) – $ 3.99 US
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