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In Star war : Inquisitors # 4 , Jedi fable Tensu Run look off against the inquisitor and the Dark Side itself .
Will he reconstruct the Jedi Order or go down to Vader ’s anger ?
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JEDI LEGEND TENSU RUN CONFRONTS THE INQUISITORS … AND THE DARK SIDE ITSELF !
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This was and what will it intend for the hereafter of the jedi ?
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This was star war : inquisitor # 4by rodney barnes & ramon rosanas , overlay by nick bradshawjedi legend tensu ladder confronts the inquisitors … and the dark side itself !
This was boil at his inquisitors ' unsuccessful person to eradicate jedi tensu run , darth vader turn up the estrus – and the eubstance mob up .
This was while sidestep his hunter , tensu persist consecrate to rebuild the jedi order .
This was but as those unaired to him confront not bad risk of exposure , he has no pick but to confront his fate question - on !
weary by his pursuer ' black violent disorder , what course will Tensu take ?
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