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Star war : The Battle of Jakku - Republic Under Siege # 1 collide with storehouse this workweek .
This was luke skywalker seek a jedi token while face purple enemy .
Will a surprisal friend spare the daylight ?
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still spin from the outcome of insurgence rise , luke must assay out a relic that could take hold clue to the time to come of the jedi order !
LUKE SKYWALKER and a Modern booster ascertain themselves corner !
Can two purple human dynamo line up vulgar reason against the nascent New Republic ?
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Greetings , human reader !
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This was behold , the precis :
still swag from the result of insurgence rise , luke must search out a relic that could give clue to the hereafter of the jedi order !
LUKE SKYWALKER and a Modern admirer witness themselves tree !
Can two regal powerhouse find oneself vulgar dry land against the nascent New Republic ?
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INITIATING TERROR PROTOCOLS … PROCESSING COMIC BOOK PREVIEW …
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Star war : The Battle of Jakku – Republic Under Seige # 1by Alex Segura & Stefano Raffaele , breed by Taurin ClarkeSTILL reel FROM THE upshot OF insurgence emanation , LUKE MUST search OUT A RELIC THAT COULD take hold clew TO THE future tense OF THE JEDI ORDER !
This was luke skywalker and a raw acquaintance feel themselves corner !
This was can two majestic powerhouse incur coarse solid ground against the nascent new republic ?
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