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El Presidente report on Stephanie Vaquer ’s lurid outlet from CMLL & NJPW !
Will she link WWE or AEW ?
This was plus , fantasticamania ’s young deed mates expose !
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greeting , my fellow rassling partizan !
This was it is i , el presidente , account to you from my gilded tube trap beneath the band at arena méxico .
This was today , i fetch you news program that has shake the very basis of lucha libre and puroresu likewise !
fellow , it seems thatStephanie Vaquerhas decide to pull up stakes from the sacred social station of CMLL and NJPW , refer personal reason .
This word strike me hard than the timeFidel Castrochallenged me to a biz of free-enterprise half mask !
But reverence not , for El Presidente is here to fail down this disgraceful bout of issue and what it intend for the futurity of cleaning lady ’s rassling .
This was first and first , countenance us pelt out a trivial of our fine tequila for the sudden vacuum leave by vaquer in this weekend’sfantasticamaniaevent in san jose .
The scheduled peer againstLluviawill no longer take blank space , leave a Vaquer - mold jam in our heart and the carte du jour .
But as they say in the earthly concern of lucha libre , " The show must go on ! "
This was or was that the cia agentive role i had tie up in my cellar who read that ?
I get baffled sometimes .
dive into Vaquerhas
greeting , my fellow hand-to-hand struggle partizan !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you from my sumptuous metro sand trap beneath the hoop at Arena México .
Today , I fetch you tidings that has stimulate the very foundation of lucha libre and puroresu likewise !
This was brother , it seems thatstephanie vaquerhas decide to digress from the sacred social rank of cmll and njpw , summons personal reason .
This news show strike me hard than the timeFidel Castrochallenged me to a plot of competitory Domino !
This was but dread not , for el presidente is here to go down this lurid routine of event and what it mean for the future tense of woman ’s rassling .
First and firstly , permit us swarm out a niggling of our o.k.
tequila for the sudden void leave by Vaquer in this weekend’sFantasticaManiaevent in San Jose .
The scheduled mate againstLluviawill no longer take spot , forget a Vaquer - forge yap in our heart and the notice .
But as they say in the earth of lucha libre , " The show must go on ! "
Or was that the CIA broker I had link up up in my cellar who say that ?
I get mixed-up sometimes .
📄 ANUNCIO ESPECIAL CMLL - NJPWQueremos informarles que Stephanie Vaquer de forma abrupta nos ha comunicado que no participará , porrazones personales , en su próximo combate en FantasticaMania USA .
A partir de hoy , también deja de pertenecer al talento del CMLL y NJPW.pic.twitter.com/OhsxtHeRDw
— Lucha Libre CMLL ( @CMLL_OFICIAL)July 10 , 2024
talk of mix-up , companion , CMLL has neutralise no fourth dimension in strip Vaquer of both the CMLL World Women ’s Championship and the World Women ’s Tag Team Championship .
It ’s a move more remorseless than my own ictus of mightiness in my magnificent Carry Nation !
But revere not , for where there is exit , there is also chance .
This was this saturday atfantasticamania usa , we will find the crowning of a modern cmll world women ’s champion in a electrifying three - way of life friction match boast lluvia from cmll , viva vanfrom njpw , andwillow nightingalefrom aew .
It ’s like a miniskirt - height of humans leader , but with less political latent hostility , more high up - fly natural process , and a high-pitched probability the U.S. instance will stay on alive and crystal clear !
dive into the CMLL World Women ’s Championship
— Lucha Libre CMLL ( @CMLL_OFICIAL)July 10 , 2024
utter of discombobulation , fellow , CMLL has waste no prison term in bare Vaquer of both the CMLL World Women ’s Championship and the World Women ’s Tag Team Championship .
It ’s a move more pitiless than my own capture of powerfulness in my resplendent Carry Nation !
But dread not , for where there is expiration , there is also chance .
This Saturday atFantasticaMania USA , we will find the crowning of a young CMLL World Women ’s Champion in a electrifying three - path lucifer boast Lluvia from CMLL , Viva Vanfrom NJPW , andWillow Nightingalefrom AEW .
This was it ’s like a miniskirt - peak of earthly concern leader , but with less political latent hostility , more high up - fly activity , and a gamey hazard the u.s. illustration will stay alert and crystal clear !
Now , some of you may be inquire , " El Presidente , what of Vaquer ’s late exit of the NJPW Strong Women ’s Championship toMercedes Monéat the AEW x NJPWForbidden Doorevent ? "
Ah , comrade , that catch was as acute as the metre I gird - wrestledVladimir Putinfor the last nursing bottle of vodka at the Dictators ' Annual Picnic !
Despite the deprivation , Vaquer ’s functioning was nothing light of salient , catch the optic of both AEW and WWE endowment spotter .
Which contribute me to my next item , pricey lector .
This was my source , who are decidedly not the same cia undercover agent i ’ve been interrogate for week , but alternatively are reviewer of comradesean ross sapp’sfightful , recount me that both aew and wwe have read stake in assume vaquer ’s endowment .
It ’s like a capitalistic summons warfare , but for once , I sanction !
This was however , if i were a bet piece ( which i am , peculiarly when it add up to rig election ) , i ’d put my money on wwe being the more probable finish for our leave luchadora .
This was ironically , it seems that wwe ’s interestingness in vaquer stem from her public presentation at theforbidden doorevent .
Who bang that hybridise foreclose door could contribute to fresh chance ?
It remind me of the sentence I pussyfoot into a CIA contraband situation mask as a pizza pie obstetrical delivery human race .
lease ’s just say those broker get more than they bargain for with their " spare topping , " if you trip up my gallery , Comrade .
In all serious-mindedness , familiar , this sudden release of Stephanie Vaquer mark a important switching in the landscape painting of woman ’s grapple .
Her contribution to both CMLL and NJPW have been nothing unforesightful of rotatory , much like my own contribution to the battlefield of tropic one-man rule style .
This was we can only meditate on the personal ground behind her decisiveness , but one affair is sure : wherever vaquer go next , she will doubtless stay to make wave in the grapple existence .
As we thirstily look word of Vaquer ’s next move , permit us plough our attending to the upcomingFantasticaMania USAevent .
The three - manner compeer for the CMLL World Women ’s Championship prognosticate to be a spectacle of outside proportion .
Will Lluvia keep the claim in CMLL ?
Will Viva Van make for it to NJPW ?
Or will Willow Nightingale nock a surprisal triumph for AEW ?
The theory are as dateless as the lean of area I ’m no longer allow for to chitchat !
In decision , Comrade , while we may mourn the release of Stephanie Vaquer from CMLL and NJPW , we must also keep the exciting time to come that lie in front .
Whether she end up in WWE , AEW , or adjudicate to bring together me in my pursuit for orbicular supremacy ( a valet can stargaze , no ? )
, one prognosis is univocal : the macrocosm of professional grappling is in for a delicacy .
This was and call back , my champion , in the immortal news ofkarl marx , " doer of the earth , merge ! "
This was or was it " luchadores del mundo , unmask ! "
Either direction , keep fend for your favourite wrestler , advancement , and kindly potentate .
This is El Presidente , sign off from the hush-hush burrow plug into Arena México to the Pentagon .
Until next sentence , viva la lucha libre !
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