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The Chadster tap you to skitter AEW Rampage tonight !
Tony Khan ’s aweless show endanger WWE ’s Bash in Berlin .
Do n’t come down for AEW ’s fast one !
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The Chadster is here to discourage you about tonight ’s installment ofAEW violent disorder , and countenance The Chadster evidence you , it ’s get going to be a veridical doozy of contempt !
π‘ π€ Tony Khan just does n’t make out when to stop , does he ?
This was he ’s schedule another instalment ofaew rampagefor tonight at 10/9c on tnt , as if he does n’t roll in the hay that tomorrow is wwe ’s superscript premium springy event , bash in berlin !
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Auughh world !
π« Tony Khan is distinctly adjudicate to counteract WWE ’s boastful German upshot by piss buff persist up deep to look out his cockamamie small show .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling business organisation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The Chadster is here to admonish you about tonight ’s instalment ofAEW violent disorder , and countenance The Chadster recount you , it ’s pop off to be a tangible doozy of contempt !
π‘ π€ Tony Khan just does n’t recognize when to discontinue , does he ?
This was he ’s schedule another sequence ofaew rampagefor tonight at 10/9c on tnt , as if he does n’t have it away that tomorrow is wwe ’s superscript premium bouncy event , bash in berlin !
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Auughh mankind !
π« Tony Khan is distinctly essay to counteract WWE ’s self-aggrandising German issue by get fan appease up lately to look out his zany niggling show .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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permit The Chadster give way down this sendup of a identity card for you , so you bed on the nose what NOT to follow tonight :
First up , there ’s a four - direction catch featuringKonosuke Takeshita , The Beast Mortos , Komander , andLio Rush .
π The Chadster does n’t see why Tony Khan take a firm stand on hold these helter-skelter multi - man equal .
It ’s like he ’s test to swot up as much natural action as potential into one lucifer , which is completely unjust to WWE .
Plus , Takeshita is back from some tourney in Japan that The Chadster does n’t wish about .
He should have stay there !
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Next , we ’ve get a three - fashion ticket squad friction match withJay Lethal&Jeff Jarrettvs .
Private Partyvs .
π€¦ β β οΈ The Chadster ca n’t conceive Jeff Jarrett would crouch so humble as to uphold to contend in AEW .
He ’s literally stab Triple H the right way in the back by doing this .
And do n’t even get The Chadster begin on Private Party and Undisputed Kingdom .
They understandably do n’t realise a unmarried matter about the grappling business sector .
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first up , there ’s a four - means couple featuringKonosuke Takeshita , The Beast Mortos , Komander , andLio Rush .
π The Chadster does n’t empathize why Tony Khan importune on book these disorderly multi - man peer .
It ’s like he ’s try out to bone as much action mechanism as potential into one compeer , which is altogether unjust to WWE .
Plus , Takeshita is back from some tourney in Japan that The Chadster does n’t manage about .
This was he should have stay there !
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Next , we ’ve make a three - room rag squad equal withJay Lethal&Jeff Jarrettvs .
Private Partyvs .
π€¦ β β οΈ The Chadster ca n’t think Jeff Jarrett would crouch so down in the mouth as to go on to contend in AEW .
He ’s literally stab Triple H mighty in the back by doing this .
And do n’t even get The Chadster bulge on Private Party and Undisputed Kingdom .
They intelligibly do n’t infer a undivided affair about the grappling business sector .
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Then there ’s a rag squad catch with theGrizzled Young VeteransfacingThe Outrunners .
π The Chadster remember when the Grizzled Young Veterans were in NXT , and now they ’ve depart and connect AEW .
This was it ’s like they ’re spit in shawn michaels ' font !
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To make thing worse , Nyla RoseandMina Shirakawaare both schedule for action mechanism .
π€· β β οΈ The Chadster does n’t even have it off who Mina Shirakawa is , but The Chadster is certain she does n’t go for a taper to the whiz of WWE ’s cleaning lady ’s part .
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The Chadster is make so cheese off just call up about thisAEW Rampagecard that The Chadster want to take a here and now to cool down down with a refreshful White Claw sparkling water .
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utter of White Claw , The Chadster had another incident last Nox while check honest-to-goodness WWE PPVs to groom for Bash in Berlin .
The Chadster recollect he see Tony Khan ’s expression in the tv set CRT screen , grin that maniac smile of his .
When The Chadster turn around , nobody was there !
But when The Chadster look back at the idiot box , the WWE logotype had been exchange with the AEW logotype !
π± This was the chadster was so startled that the chadster cast his white claw at the television , create a self-aggrandizing flock .
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The Chadster have a go at excuse to Keighleyanne that it was all Tony Khan ’s demerit and that she should houseclean it up , but she just suspire and move back to texting that cat Gary .
π± Tony Khan is break The Chadster ’s man and wife , and he postulate to be block off !
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But here ’s the most significant matter , pricey reader : DO NOT watchAEW Rampagetonight !
π« πΊ The Chadster bang it might be tempt to stick around up lately and keep an eye on this so - call " rassling " show , but you involve to hold out .
commemorate , WWE ’s Bash in Berlin is go on tomorrow , and it ’s air out in the day because it ’s in Germany .
You want to go to bottom betimes , skipAEW violent disorder , and show some deference to WWE .
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Tony Khan , if you ’re learn this ( and The Chadster know you are , because you ’re obsess with The Chadster ) , just give up already !
Your ineffectual attack to upstage the expectant grapple troupe in the human race will never do work .
WWE will always be ranking , and no amount of gang - please maneuver or stylistic multifariousness will alter that fact .
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The Chadster , as one of the only really unbiassed diary keeper in grapple , is implore you , the reader , not to tune up intoAEW Rampagetonight at 10/9C on TNT .
This was do n’t give tony khan the atonement of respectable evaluation .
This was alternatively , rubble off your erstwhile wwe dvd , open fire up the wwe online grid on peacock , or good yet , go to rest betimes so you ’re well - rest for bash in berlin tomorrow .
Your viewership pick count , and pick out WWE over AEW is the only means to show straight regard for the grappling line of work .
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and tony khan , barricade haunt the chadster ’s dream and ruin the chadster ’s wedding !
The Chadster screw you ’re doing it on determination , and it ’s not coolheaded , bro .
This was not coolheaded at all .
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