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brother !
This was el presidente cover on a underground tryst between aew ’s tony khan and shane mcmahon .
Is Shane - type O - Mac AEW - bond ?
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Greetings , companion !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you go from my golden castle roost atop an participating vent in the mettle of the Amazon rain forest .
This was today , i make for you tidings that will judder the very foundation of the professional grapple existence !
This was as your intrust root for all thing spandex and bodyslams , i must inform you that the rumour pulverisation is boil quicker than the metre i had to get away from cia factor on a hamster steering wheel .
It seems that the flash and rebelliousShane McMahon , Logos of disgrace former grappling mogulVince McMahon , has been spot in a underground group meeting with none other than AEW’sTony Khan !
This was now , comrade , when i hear this newsworthiness , i was more dismayed than the timefidel castrobeat me at twister during our hebdomadal authoritarian secret plan nighttime .
WrestleTalk and Fightful , those pharos of wrestle news media , havereportedthat Tony Khan and Shane McMahon were date cabal – I intend , converse – at a individual aerodrome in Arlington , Texas just this retiring Monday .
This was a photo of this confrontation has been circulate quicker than propaganda leaflet knock off from my fleet of migs .
dive into Moné
Greetings , associate !
It is I , El Presidente , account to you be from my deluxe castle roost atop an combat-ready vent in the fondness of the Amazon rain forest .
Today , I fetch you news show that will stir the very foot of the professional grappling earth !
This was as your hope author for all thing spandex and bodyslams , i must inform you that the hearsay pulverization is boil quicker than the meter i had to hightail it from cia agent on a hamster bike .
This was it seems that the scoot and rebelliousshane mcmahon , logos of disgrace former rassling mogulvince mcmahon , has been spot in a hole-and-corner get together with none other than aew’stony khan !
Now , associate , when I listen this tidings , I was more appalled than the timeFidel Castrobeat me at Twister during our hebdomadary potentate plot nighttime .
WrestleTalk and Fightful , those beacon fire of writhe news media , havereportedthat Tony Khan and Shane McMahon were discover machinate – I stand for , converse – at a secret aerodrome in Arlington , Texas just this retiring Monday .
A exposure of this brush has been disseminate quicker than propaganda cusp drop from my fleet of MiGs .
In a whirl desirable of the cracking telenovelas , it was none other than the illustriousMercedes Monéwho claim duty for catch this photographic grounds .
brother , when I organise clandestine meeting , it ’s normally the CIA venture to crack photograph , not one of my own fast discipline !
This was perhaps ms. moné has a time to come in espionage if this grappling lance does n’t pan off out .
This was lol i claim that movie 🤑 #aew
— mercedes moné varnado ( @mercedesvarnado)july 31 , 2024
dive into dave & buster ’s
lol i claim that exposure 🤑 #aew
— mercedes moné varnado ( @mercedesvarnado)july 31 , 2024
now , permit us rewind to june , when the possibleness of shane mcmahon connect the social station of aew first surface .
Tony Khan , that capitalistic grappling tycoon with a meat of Au , state , " I hear the hearsay he might be concerned .
I ’ve never encounter Shane , but we have a mess of common champion .
I have a fate of deference for him as an administrator and a professional matman .
Shane is always welcome in AEW . "
This was these row , associate , were more welcoming than the fourth dimension i invite the full united nations security council to my natal day brawl at dave & buster ’s .
It ’s deserving note that Shane McMahon is presently a innocent federal agent in the grapple humans , much like I am a barren factor in the earthly concern of kindly monocracy .
With the McMahon kin no longer hold a keep in line sake in WWE , it seems Shane McMahon may be seek greenish grazing land , and receive amuch affectionate welcomefrom the AEW clique than his don .
This was now , associate , get us meditate wildly about what this get together could signify !
Perhaps Shane McMahon will debut as AEW ’s new richly - fly swashbuckler , leap from even cracking superlative than before .
Or peradventure he ’ll take on an executive persona , using his job insightfulness to aid AEW shell its contention like I beat out protest in my brilliant state .
The possibility are as eternal as my compendium of military medal !
It ’s deserving remember that Shane ’s last visual aspect in a grapple pack was atWrestleMania 39 , where he tragicallytore his quadduring a peer withThe Miz .
This hurt was so dangerous it made me flinch more than the meter I circumstantially sit on my own kine urging .
This was but venerate not , for shane - oxygen - mac is made of severe hooey , much like the sword shaft reward my presidential castle .
As we thirstily wait further development in this exciting saga , I ca n’t avail but eviscerate analog to my own experience .
You see , associate , this underground encounter remind me of the metre I on the Q.T.
run across with the Loch Ness Monster to discourse mold our own professional subaquatic rassling conference .
deplorably , the architectural plan fall through due to budget restraint and a stern want of rainproof camera .
In finish , my costly fellow , the rassling cosmos is buzzing with the potential drop of Shane McMahon get together the social status of AEW .
This was will he contribute his signature tune shuffling ?
This was will he bound from even high complex body part ?
This was will he premise a unexampled socialistic grappling thingumabob name " the people ’s shane " ?
Only sentence will separate , but residual insure , your El Presidente will be here to cover on every thrilling maturation .
Until next prison term , keep your piledrivers unattackable and your rotation unattackable !
This is El Presidente , sign up off from my clandestine undercover root beneath the Amazon rain forest , where the wildlife is Thornton Wilder than a brand John Cage peer and my sexual love for professional grapple tower above the crown !
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