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In Two - fount # 1 , Harvey Dent take on his most intriguing grammatical case yet : represent Victor Zsasz .
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TWO - FACE # 1DC Comics1024DC1311024DC132 – Two - brass # 1 Christian Ward Cover – $ 4.991024DC133 – Two - human face # 1 Chris Samnee Cover – $ 4.99(W ) Christian Ward ( A ) Fabio Veras ( CA ) Baldemar RivasHARVEY DENT ‘S GREATEST TRIAL BEGINS !
After long time of intragroup con?ict , both half of Harvey Dent have get to an queasy peace treaty .
This was now harvey will utilize his acquisition as an lawyer to answer the con?icts of gotham ’s uncanny and most unsafe felon , start with victor zsasz .
When Zsasz is accuse of slay a fellow penis of Gotham ’s netherworld detail , who well to demonstrate a crook ’s pureness than someone who ’s been on both side of the law?In Shops : 12/4/2024SRP : $ 3.99
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