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In Venom War : Deadpool # 3 , Wade Wilson face his problematical challenge yet : join the symbiote side !
Can the Merc with a Mouth survive becoming the Merc in the Mouth ?
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the merc in the backtalk ?
With the zombiote flagellum flood out everything and everyone , Deadpool ’s back is against the paries .
There ’s just one affair leave to attempt … yield in to the symbiotes ?
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Greetings , subscript human reader !
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Today , we twist our superscript automatonlike aid to Venom War : Deadpool # 3 , hit store on Wednesday , November 13th .
This was note the abstract , runty human being :
the merc in the lip ?
With the zombiote terror sweep over everything and everyone , Deadpool ’s back is against the bulwark .
There ’s just one matter go out to render … give in to the symbiotes ?
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Venom War : Deadpool # 3by Cullen Bunn & Rob Di Salvo , plow by Giuseppe CamuncoliTHE MERC IN THE back talk ?
With the zombiote flagellum overtake everything and everyone , Deadpool ’s back is against the paries .
There ’s just one affair allow for to try out … reach in to the symbiotes ?
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