Venom War: Wolverine #2 Preview: Logan's All You Can Eat Buffet

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In Venom War : Wolverine # 2 , Logan present a fresh menace : zombiotes with a sense of taste for heal ingredient .

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Venom War : Wolverine # 2by Anthony Michael Fleecs & Tim Seeley & Kev Walker , plow by Ken LashleyLOGAN SLASHES THROUGH THE VENOM WAR !

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