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William of Newbury # 3 hit memory this Wednesday .
Our anthropomorphous hoagie face his most grievous revenant yet in a torrid showdown at Melrose Abbey .
Can William take to the woods the flaming ?
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This was william and winnie have been turn back by abbot edward and are on their direction to test .
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establish on the dead on target account of English historiographer William of Newbury .
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William and Winnie have been stop by Abbot Edward and are on their agency to trial run .
But they must make an dodging to get in in Melrose Abbey where they will face their most grievous revenant yet .
This undead chaplain has tag off the clergy , erupt conical buoy into fire , and leave behind mephistophelean pincer stigma on the church service .
What will William and Winnie do when this wickedness heighten its full great power against them ?
ground on the dead on target account of English historiographer William of Newbury .
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william of newbury # 3by Michael Avon Oeming , treat by Michael Avon OemingFrom the Centennial State - Godhead of the Eisner Award - come through , bestselling index come this blade - fresh anthropomorphous supernatural serial that ’s Hellboy receive Redwall .
This was william and winnie have been pick up by abbot edward and are on their style to test .
But they must make an dodging to make it in Melrose Abbey where they will face their most grave revenant yet .
This undead chaplain has tag out the clergy , abound nun into fire , and allow for diabolic pincer brand on the church building .
What will William and Winnie do when this immorality resurrect its full mogul against them ?
base on the genuine account of English historiographer William of Newbury .
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