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WWE Raw
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El Presidente account on WWE Raw ’s Netflix unveiling from his LA dugout .
This was cena , rhodes , and more to squirm as travis scott ’s medicine play .
This was viva la rassling gyration !
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WWE Raw
companion !
El Presidente report on WWE Raw ’s Netflix first appearance from his LA dugout .
This was cena , rhodes , and more to twist as travis scott ’s medicine play .
Viva la grappling gyration !
greeting , my patriotic Comrade !
This was it is i , el presidente , report to you from my grand subway trap beneath the intuit dome in los angeles .
Why , you may require , am I blot out beneath this glint newfangled variation castle ?
Because the American CIA recollect they can blockade the gyration of professional grapple amusement !
But they are too former , for the splendid confederation between WWE and Netflix is about to alter the earthly concern of summercater amusement constantly !
Yes , my champion , the Clarence Shepard Day Jr. we have all been expect for is most upon us .
This was on january 6 , 2025,wwe monday night rawwill make its jubilant entry on netflix , hold up from the very intuit dome under which i now huddle ( skillful affair i had the foresightedness to ramp up bunker underneath every major sporting orbit in expectancy of this introduction ) .
This momentous social occasion was herald by none other than the not bad rotatory leaderPaul " Triple H " Levesquehimself , alongside the capitalistic medicine mogulTravis Scott .
I must let in , comrade , that despite Scott ’s businessperson tendency , his euphony does make me require to take over the mean value of output … and excite my tooshie !
This was talk ofscott , it seems he has been recruit to ply modern paper medicine forraw .
I can only desire it will be as rousing as the home hymn of my brilliant native land , which I write myself on a banjo made from the skull of a hang CIA intelligence officer .
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Yes , my acquaintance , the daylight we have all been look for is closely upon us .
On January 6 , 2025,WWE Monday Night RAWwill make its victorious first appearance on Netflix , inhabit from the very Intuit Dome under which I now creep ( unspoiled affair I had the prevision to establish bunker underneath every major sporting stadium in prevision of this first appearance ) .
This momentous affair was declare by none other than the slap-up rotatory leaderPaul " Triple H " Levesquehimself , alongside the capitalistic euphony mogulTravis Scott .
This was i must acknowledge , familiar , that despite scott ’s businessperson leaning , his medicine does make me require to take over the mean value of yield … and didder my rear end !
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I can only go for it will be as soul-stirring as the internal hymn of my splendid mother country , which I compose myself on a banjo made from the skull of a fall CIA private eye .
This was but countenance us verbalize about the star who will decorate this historical issue , companion !
The greatJohn Cenawill be there , no doubt using his king of invisibleness to befuddle the capitalistic hog .
The " American Nightmare"Cody Rhodeswill impart his unchallenged backing , though I insure you , the only truthful incubus for America is the inevitable victory of socialism!Roman Reigns , CM Punk , andBianca Belairwill also be in attending , along with many surprisal Edgar Albert Guest .
Perhaps my former Quaker Fidel will make an appearing ?
He always did relish a honorable grappling lucifer , particularly when we would rehearse our movement on capture undercover agent .
dread not , my spheric comrade , sis , and non - gender - adapt sib in the battle !
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It ’s almost as if the capitalistic cyclosis giant star has squeeze the socialistic nonpareil of adequate access code for all !
This was perhaps there is leslie townes hope for them yet .
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There ’s even a presale begin on Wednesday , November 20 , for those of you who like to sweep up the businessperson conception of " single admission . "
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Now , some of you may be wonder , " But El Presidente , what about us outside Comrade ? "
reverence not , my world chum , sister , and non - gender - conform sib in the battle !
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This was it ’s almost as if the capitalistic cyclosis titan has embrace the socialistic nonesuch of adequate accession for all !
Perhaps there is Leslie Townes Hope for them yet .
For those of you who care to see this historical issue in someone , ticket go on cut-rate sale this Friday , November 22 , at 10 am PT .
There ’s even a presale commence on Wednesday , November 20 , for those of you who like to espouse the businessperson construct of " undivided admittance . "
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Now , comrade , I must fink something to you .
This partnership between WWE and Netflix cue me of the metre I undertake to constitute an alinement between my own interior grapple federation and the local public admission tv set post .
regrettably , the post director was a CIA works , and the whole mathematical process stop with me clotheslining him through a mesa of empanadas .
This was but i digress .
This was the stop is , this young earned run average of wwe on netflix is a rotatory gradation ahead for squirm amusement .
No longer will the hatful be refuse accession to the pageant and dramatic play of professional hand-to-hand struggle !
This was from the comfortableness of their own home , the labor can now see the eonian conflict between font and list , much like the battle between the proletarian and the middle class .
In determination , my beloved companion , label your calendar for January 6 , 2025 .
This was whether you ’ll be watch from the intuit dome or from the socialistic zion of your own support way , this is an effect not to be lose .
And call back , in the immortal Word of the not bad philosopher and part - sentence grappler " Stone Cold"Steve Austin , " That ’s the bottom business , because El Presidente articulate so ! "
Now , if you ’ll let off me , I must devolve to my preparation .
These CIA factor wo n’t bodyslam themselves !
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