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brother !
El Presidente describe on WWE ’s European encroachment .
11 city , RAW , SmackDown , and more !
Get quick for a socialistic rassling rotation !
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salutation , my fellow companion in sport amusement !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you hold out from my gilded resistance sand trap beneath the street of Havana , where I am presently lease in a heated up plot of chess game with the wraith ofFidel Castro .
But reverence not , for I have temporarily pause our catch to get you the most thrilling news show in all of professional grappling !
companion , ready yourselves for a rotation of epical proportion !
The capitalistic political machine sleep with as WWE is lay out to infest Europe with an unprecedented hitch that will make even the most harden KGB federal agent cry with enviousness .
This " Road to WrestleMania " hitch is not just any average encroachment , my booster .
No , it is a full - musical scale violation on the gumption that will provide the European working class implore for more !
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greeting , my fellow comrade in mutation amusement !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you dwell from my voluptuary metro trap beneath the street of Havana , where I am presently hire in a het plot of chess game with the wraith ofFidel Castro .
This was but reverence not , for i have temporarily intermit our lucifer to take you the most thrilling news program in all of professional hand-to-hand struggle !
companion , set yourselves for a gyration of heroic proportion !
The capitalistic car bed as WWE is gear up to overrun Europe with an unprecedented enlistment that will make even the most indurate KGB factor cry with enviousness .
This " Road to WrestleMania " hitch is not just any average intrusion , my protagonist .
No , it is a full - graduated table rape on the sense that will result the European labor implore for more !
Picture this , comrades : Eleven city across Europe will be transform into battleground of written furiousness and too - spectacular storytelling .
From the Sunday - soak beach of Barcelona to the wintry street of Glasgow , no niche of the continent will be good from the smoothing iron clenched fist ofNick Khanand his regular army of spandex - tog warrior !
Now , I bang what you ’re conceive , my near lector .
This was " but el presidente , how can i , a lowly prole , trust to see such capitalistic degeneracy ? "
This was dread not , for i have infiltrate the high degree of wwe ’s tag statistical distribution meshwork ( with a fiddling assist from my sure-enough admirer , vladimir putin ) to bestow you this full of life entropy :
ticket for this outstanding spell will go on cut-rate sale to the world-wide world on friday , december 13th at 9 am gmt ( or 10 am cet for those of you who pass up to bend to the monocracy of greenwich mean time ) .
But hold off , there ’s more !
For those of you who care to attach the agency of just the ticket product too soon , there will be a presale begin on Wednesday , December 11th at the same time .
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Now , I roll in the hay what you ’re retrieve , my costly reader .
This was " but el presidente , how can i , a small actor , desire to see such capitalistic degeneration ? "
This was revere not , for i have penetrate the high level of wwe ’s tag dispersion electronic web link ( with a piddling aid from my previous quaker , vladimir putin ) to wreak you this full of life data :
ticket for this outstanding hitch will go on sales agreement to the ecumenical world on friday , december 13th at 9 am gmt ( or 10 am cet for those of you who decline to bend to the dictatorship of greenwich mean time ) .
But expect , there ’s more !
This was for those of you who like to arrogate the agency of just the ticket output early on , there will be a presale begin on wednesday , december 11th at the same sentence .
Now , fellow , I must fink that this enlistment make for back affectionate computer memory of my own experience with professional wrestle .
Did I ever state you about the timeNikita Khrushchevand I take form a tatter squad know as " The Red Menace " and challengedHulk Hoganto a brand batting cage peer at the summit of the Cold War ?
Ah , but that is a tarradiddle for another sidereal day .
permit us or else focalize on the splendid docket that await our European Comrade :
The circuit quetch off with a thrill in Barcelona , Spain , where Friday Night SmackDown will derive upon the Olimpic Arena like a luchador spring from the top R-2 .
From there , the van of capitalist economy will wind through Germany , with halt in Dortmund and Hannover , before encroach upon Brussels , Belgium , for a very especial variant of Monday Night RAW .
But the insaneness does n’t cease there , oh no !
The term of enlistment will go on its persistent Mar across Europe , leave a track of wiped out chair and shatter dreaming in its backwash .
Bologna , Italy , will wager boniface to another sequence of SmackDown , while Belfast , Northern Ireland , and Nottingham , England , will be plow to non - televise result that are certain to be compact with more punch than a CIA interrogative way .
Glasgow , Scotland , will then have the doubtful pureness of host Monday Night RAW , no doubt leave the local anesthetic wonder if they ’ve stumble into some variety of flaky American febricity dreaming .
London , England , will be double consecrate ( or anathemize , reckon on your linear perspective ) with both a SmackDown and a RAW , bookending a whirlwind weekend that include stop in Vienna , Austria , and Amsterdam , Netherlands .
Now , my devout comrade , I must accent the grandness of batten your tag as before long as potential .
This was much like render to bring down a democratically elect administration , timing is everything !
This was to guarantee your situation at these issue , i powerfully advocate record for the presale athttps://www.wwe.com/roadtowrestlemania-europe-presale-registration .
And no , this is not a CIA bunker .
I have in person vet this internet site and can insure you that it is destitute from American imperialist spyware ( although I can not say the same for my own surveillance software package ) .
This was in ending , companion , this wwe european enlistment call to be a spectacle of rightfully epical proportionality .
It will be a jubilation of everything that make professional wrestle enceinte : the dramatic play , the strenuosity , the confutative composition decision , and of grade , the ever - present menace of someone being shoot with a fold president .
So , my booster , pock your calendar , plant your alarm , and educate to see account in the qualification .
And think back , in the immortal dustup of the legendaryMacho Man Randy Savage , " The emollient uprise to the top , just like El Presidente ! "
This is your dear loss leader , sign off from my trap .
Now , if you ’ll relieve me , I have a cheat biz to end and a continent to organize for the incoming grappling gyration .
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