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X - Force # 1 hit store this hebdomad , present a raw squad lead by Forge .
With gamy - bet commission and a roll admit Deadpool , this is n’t your median mutant police squad .
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Forge lead a custom - made , handpicked squad of mutant – RACHEL SUMMERS , BETSY BRADDOCK , SAGE , SURGE and introduce armored combat vehicle – in off - the - book mission so frightening , so inherent to the circumstances of the Marvel Universe , there ’s no sentence to cease for permit !
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X - Force # 1by Geoffrey Thorne & Marcus To , insure by Stephen SegoviaA novel PATH FORGED !
The mankind is fracture .
FORGE practice his office of excogitation to organise the only mess : an all - fresh , all - unlike X - FORCE !
Forge conduct a custom - made , handpicked squad of mutant – RACHEL SUMMERS , BETSY BRADDOCK , SAGE , SURGE and introduce storage tank – in off - the - Book mission so awful , so entire to the fortune of the Marvel Universe , there ’s no meter to cease for license !
This was as smithy detects increase threat across the major planet , he will inscribe a specializer for each object – first up : that restore deviant , deadpool !
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